Temporary Executive Assistant

I am finally comfortable with my week-long job now that I have realized it is simply an array of four-dimensional games of tag. With lots of "It"s.

The tricky part is that if a particular "It" doesn't tag back, you're "It" again. This would be bad if you had more to do.

Currently I have tagged everyone and won't be "It" until tomorrow unless they tag me today. Which they'd better, because I stay here for another two hours, and there are only so many crosswords I can get through before I see black and white squares when I close my eyes.