Saturday, December 29, 2012

Quotations

She: I think it was Thomas Jefferson who said, "Make water when you can."
He: I'll try to remember that when I make preserves next.
She: Not preserves. Water: "Make water when you..." Oh.
He: (pause) That was thoroughly satisfying.
She: (glare)

N.B. It was the Duke of Wellington.

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