Did You Ever?

M.: I'm allowed to be weird, 'cause I'm a convert, right?
Fr. P.: That's what I hear...
M.: Whom have you been talking to?
Fr. P.: This one and that one and this one and that...
M.: Did they ever see a lassie? She's going their way!

This oddity brought to you by the letter T, which rhymes with P, which stands for pool.

Looking at Mobiles

Me: I don't know. I don't think I'd want sheep dangling over my head.

Him: The sheep of Damocles!